"Portland's snooty corps of Rose Fest-haters got to feel smug this year, when a pair of festival carnies were busted for meth. David Summers allegedly turned his post as operator of the aptly named ride Spin-Out into a speed concession, attracting unusually heavy foot traffic and, in turn, police attention. Another carnival laborer was nailed for tweaking on the job. Congratulations, intelligentsia!" [via Willamette Week]

Aahhh, the fun of Rose Festival!